Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Rep. Anthony Weiner shows his weiner

"I can't say with certitude [that the photo isn't me]"


So, Rep. Weiner takes pictures of his weaner that somehow get stolen and sent via his Twitter account to a college co-ed in Seattle. He then claims he was hacked and has "a lawyer" looking into it, and on another occasion that lawyer balloons into "a private security firm."


Mr. Weiner, you expect us to believe this tripe? And you expect us to believe you put more thought into budget cuts than you do into taking pictures of your wang. You might want to take more care in who you send them to and how they get there next time (if photographing your wang is a must)...you think? Mr. Weiner, why propagate a lie, sir? Who would want to break into your Twitter account? So, you won a contest and became a congressman. Who cares? I never heard of you till you admitted to having taken some pics of your johnson and the story went viral.


Ok, Weiner - why not just admit to it? So, you took a picture of your shlong and sent it to a college age girl. Hell, it'd probably make you an American hero, a celebrity sensation overnight - even more so than you are now becoming if you'd just be honest about it. You could probably get elected president for it - because, let's face it, presidents these days are elected for less.






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